4 Best Ways to be Extremely Annoying in Facebook

By Kfir Pravda | Published: October 26, 2007

In the spirit of my post about five characters of social networkers, here are some of the best ways to be extremely annoying in Facebook:

1. Invite someone to the Vampire application. When he ignores – invite him to the werewolf one. And then to Vampire again. Repeat if necessary.

2. Poke a stranger. Then coldly ignore his pokes. Poke him again. This time, quickly join the famous group “don’t poke me unless you mean sex”. When he pokes you back – file a sexual harassment lawsuit. Repeat as much as possible.

3. Pick a guy without friends. Invite him to all the applications you can think about. Then update your status that he is an annoying person that invites everyone to stupid applications.

4. Write a blog post about how to annoy people in Facebook. List only 4 points, cause Lorelle said it makes people respond. Then share the post everywhere. Don’t respond to any comment. Share the post again. Repeat if necessary.

All ideas are relevant to males and females alike.

I am boarding my flight to Boston soon – have a great, non-annoying day.

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Let’s hope he doesn’t join Facebook

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  • Miriam, I always love to contribute to the community :)
  • Good tips - I'll start adopting them as soon as possible. Especially number 2.
  • The beginner - it is all about pushing the envelope:) thanks for the kind words.
  • Another way :

    Start an endless and pointless debate in a conference about people's habit of lettings friends join them in facebook, and then leaving, sticking your good friends to suffer the results.

    I love this post, for once allowing yourself to be humorous and fun, without being too personal or off your usual topics.

    Me thinks you listed the 1st item as one hat happened and dived into your imagination on the rest.

    How about people that endlessly invite you to groups with 4 members that want to reduce rent rates/save the dolphins/make people smile, and such other causes that will definitely be pushed forward by several people having such a group in facebook.
  • I believe the first way you list is the most common one :-)
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